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and so do inappropriately overwrought musical cues
walking on a road and a van approaches IS NOT the most dramatic thing ever. it just isn't. #Mandy minute 20
and so does introducing seven new characters without names and poorly lit
in a poorly lit van in a oddly tinted fog, there will be people you don't know, and they will be doing nothing, and you will be bored, in #mandy minute 21
and so do these two new lead characters
but, hey, at least after the stupid freeze frame, we have left "mandy" and "andy" behind. good riddance! #mandy minute 22
and so does lazy camerawork
the 180 degree rule and consistent blocking just down matter when you're introducing the worst character ever. #mandy minute 23
and so does cheap villainy
what one might suspect is the brilliant introduction of the absolute worst guy ever, i suspect is just bad writing, over-the-top acting, and passive direction. #mandy ...
and so does this movie causing me actual physical pain
the sexual tension between fishmouth and swine is palpable, and a little green. #mandy minute 25
and so does this sexual tension
seriously, swiney todd and fishmouth need to stop insulting cherup and just make out; the film would be much better that way. #mandy minute 26
and so does trying to read blurry prop text live
seriously, filmmakers, if you bother to produce a fake fantasy novel just to showcase it in your film, get a shot of it in focus. some jackass might want to read it on...
and so does 'mandy''s customer service
ain't nothing going on in this minute but white-haired lady prying and 'mandy' being rude. #mandy minute 28
and so do wide shots in the dark
but we don't need to know who's talking in the scene, right? we just want to get to swiney todd walking slowly from somewhere to... somewhere else. #mandy minute 29
and so does the lack of coverage
one long shot does nothing to establish location, motivation, even action. where is swiney todd? why is he blowing the horn of abraxas? what is going on? #mandy minute 30
and so do you for listening to this show
swine blows a 'horn' and busey rolls down a window and you need to get out while you can, it's every listener for themself! #mandy minute 31
and so does waiting in a van for... something to happen
also, did they recast 'native american'? or did he lose a bunch of weight? or get a nose job? that's not the same guy from before, right? did they fire him because he ...
and so do these discount cenobites
this movie has not earned these monsters. it does not deserve them. #mandy minute 33
and so does this plan
but they've got bikes, and there's a jar of something and, yada yada yada, profit. #mandy minute 34
and so do 'andy''s shirts
it's a problem when the leads sitting in the dark staring at a television is the most interesting they've been yet. #mandy minute 35
and so do forest fires, andy
and poorly-done pans, and smoking, and that tiger shirt, and unestablished POV shots, and these characters, and this movie. #mandy minute 36
and so do flashing lights
unless you want your audience to have seizures, you might want us to see what's happening or we will not be frightened by it. #mandy minute 37
and so does not knowing what just happened
nevermind the demonic bug zapper, we should see what happens to our leads more clearly than we see what happens to cherub. #mandy minute 38
and so does nothing happening now
where are we? why are there apples? why is other girl in this scene? what just happened? where did the cenobabies go? who am i? what is this show? #mandy minute 39