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"and so does fishmouth's sadness"
seriously, panos, if you want to tell the story of a sad little cult leader who can only get it up for strange women he meets in the woods, then write THAT story. then...
"and so do continuity errors"
but who cares how the body was hanging? we're just here for the slow-paced violence and the unnecessarily tinted scenery, and nicolas cage grimacing, and then grimacin...
and so does this most exciting minute ever in cinematic history
we didn't need to SEE the capture, or binding, or bagging, but yeah, let's watch the cult members walk to their cars (they have two, now!) in all its slow detail... ex...
and so does this, the new most exciting minute ever in cinematic history
but, hey, at least one thing happens in this minute. one really slow thing. #mandy minute 63
and so does this lame attempt at heartstring pulling
but as far as comedic beats go, picking up your alleged wife's ashen head and trying to act sad is a fantastic choice. #mandy minute 64
and so does this scene from nic cage's latest comedy
maybe give him a shirt that doesn't feel like a child's pajamas, and give him pants like an adult, because tiger shirt+tighty whities=comedy. #mandy minute 65
and so do cheddar goblins
but, i suppose they had to put something in between the comedic crawling in his underwear and the comedic drinking and freaking out in the bathroom, because who cares ...
and so do bad products and bad reactions
why is this commercial, clearly aimed at kids, on in the middle of the night? why are you inserting absurdist gags in the middle of your allegedly deep psychological h...
and so does this bathroom
and i don't mean the bathroom scene, though that does suck, too; i mean this something-orange-vomited-on-everything bathroom and everything in it. #mandy minute 68
and so does this minute for not sucking
i mean, the bathroom is stupid looking, and this scene is inappropriately comedic, but at least they're trying. #mandy minute 69
and so does mr. exposition in his fancy trailer
but why not introduce this new character--who also won't get a name and will disappear after one scene--to tell the audience how wrong we were for thinking something s...
and so does the best line in the film
but, really, #mandy minute 71 is all about how the secret weapon to using a crossbow to hunt is that you bother to have some ammunition for said crossbow. #obvious #st...
and so does trying to get stupid dialogue just right
bill duke ain't expressive, his performance is okay, but the audio, i suppose is why i can't tell half of what he's saying, and i can barely care enough to listen agai...
and so does this unnecessary backstory
i mean, they could have just been demons, then we wouldn't need a brand new (nameless) character introduced more than halfway into the film to give us convoluted expos...
and so does sudden plot device smithing cave
andy is a lumberjack who lives in a cabin in the woods; he's got a regular axe in a stump outside, surely. he lives in the woods and we've seen him eat meat. he's got ...
and so does this smithing session
if you've got a smithing cave with this elaborate a setup, you should probably do better work than lumpy molds for your vengeance axes. but, at least you got it done i...
and so does this boring buildup
i realize now that the title for this episode could refer to almost every minute of this movie, the starling story, the wannabe orgy, the trailer talk, the tunnel walk...
and so does putting a good stunt into the start of a bad killing spree
but, hey, something happened this minute. we should have a party or something. we can have a really blurry cake. #mandy minute 77
and so do animation sequences that linger on nothing
these bits are dreams, right? how boring are your dreams? mine are usually more interesting. i mean, things happen, and everything. #mandy minute 78
and so does this stigmata misuse
revenge is not a tale for a cinematic christ-figure. giving andy a wound in his side, putting a(n almost) crown of thorns on his head, and now putting a nail through h...